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Whoa Baby! It’s Been A Long Time…

23 Aug

May 23, 2012… That was the last time I blogged on here! Yikes… I’m a bit embarrassed and ashamed. I’m sure you can all relate to how quickly time gets away from us. With that, and the return of fall in Miami, I have made it a priority to get back on the saddle and keep you updated with everything social media, Miami, and fun! So what’s happened in the past 3 months of my hiatus? Well…

  • I started my own social media consulting and marketing company! I still maintain an incredible relationship with my former employer Kaufman, Rossin & Co. I truly believe I have found my calling. I incorporated in May, and so far, so good. I can attribute my entrepreneurial spirit to my folks – a farmer and a teacher. For the first half of my childhood, I was raised with both parents around me all the time because farmers have flexible schedules, and my mom was our teacher (homeschooling). I realized I too have this entrepreneurial blood running through me so I merged that with my passion for social media marketing to launch AUBOOM Media, Inc. I really cannot say thank you enough to all those who have helped me get up and running! The support and advice from all my friends and networks have been incredible and have been vital to my success.
  • A lot of hot, sweaty events in Miami. I’m looking forward to saying goodbye to summer and hello to fall! I know many Miamians are already planning amazing upcoming events, and I cannot wait to attend them all 🙂 I will also be posting events again to keep you updated with all the crazy happenings.
  • SeaTweetup II planning has commenced! We’ll be sailing away on the Norwegian Sky from October 12-15, 2012. If you missed last year’s cruise, this is your chance to make it up. Plus, we have A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. perks from incredible sponsors! Current prices start at $275 per person per two-person cabin. Check out the Facebook page and BOOK NOW. I’ll send out more details soon…
  • Just living life to its fullest! I absolutely hate the “YOLO” phrase, but it’s true. You only live once. So, make the best of it!

Thanks for reading the re-introduction of my blog. I will be blogging again very soon (I promise)! I may also be adding a new blog to the works… Stay tuned 🙂

Let’s Go Art Basel -ing!

1 Dec

December 1st. To most, that marks the first day of the 25 days ’til Christmas countdown, but to Miamians, it means the first of four days of ART BASEL MIAMI BEACH!

Here’s your guide to Art Basel Miami Beach 2011 – a list of events that I’m attempting to make appearances at:

Thursday, December 1:

  • 5th Annual Art Under the Stars Event – 6-9pm, Coconut Grove Bank, 2701 South Bayshore Drive, 2nd Floor | RSVP: 305.808.3701
  • FriendsWithYou Opening reception – 7-10pm, 3930 NE 2nd Ave, Ste 202 | RSVP: RSVP@friendswithyou.com
  • Locust Projects’ Art Basel Reception – 7-9pm, 155 NE 38 Street
  • Scope Miami Official Pre-Party – 7-10pm, Spinello Gallery, 150 NE 42 Street
  • Reloaded Party – 7-12am, Internum, 3841 NE 2nd Ave, Ste. 101 | RSVP: eric@ddmadvertising.com
  • Contemporary Asian Art, 7:30pm, Mandarin Oriental, 500 Brickell Key Drive | RSVP: aspang@mohg.com
  • Duncan Quinn Anarchy in Miami – 8-11pm, 4040 NE 2nd Ave, The Moore Building #102 | RSVP: grady@duncanquinn.com
  • Absolut Vodka Cocktails Perfected – 8-11pm, 27th Street and 2nd Ave | RSVP: thursdayrsvp@epoplife.com
  • Launch of Refinery29 Miami Edition – 9-12am, 297 NW 23 Street | RSVP: refinery29@taraink.com

Friday, December 2:

  • Vogue Lounge – 12-7pm, Sagamore Hotel, 1671 Collins Ave
  • MIAMI Magazine Arts & Power Issue Release & Art Basel Soiree – 6-9pm, 3925 N. Miami Ave | RSVP: Miami@baltususa.com (subject line: Miami magazine event)
  • Macallan Scotch Soiree – 9-12am, The Raleigh, 1775 Collins Ave | RSVP: Macallan@bmfmedia.com

Saturday, December 3:

  • Essex House “Natives” Exhibition Cocktail Reception – 7-9pm, 1001 Collins Ave | RSVP: marketing@clevelander.com
  • Javier Martin – 7-10pm, Artecity, 435 21st Street | RSVP: miami@baltususa.com
  • Fete a la Plage Soiree – 8-11pm, Shelborne Hotel, 1801 Collins Ave | RSVP: stbarth@oceandrive.com
  • Fisker Automotive Reception – 8-10pm, Raleigh Hotel – AD Oasis, 1775 Collins Ave | RSVP: fisker@archdigest.com

Sunday, December 4:

Ongoing Exhibits:

I foresee a lot of art, alcohol, hipsters and sleep deprivation. That’s definitely my idea of a fun weekend! Enjoy 🙂

*Note* – Many deadlines to RSVP have passed

#PetPeeve…What’s Yours?

23 May

Wikipedia defines a pet peeve as the following:

A pet peeve (or pet hate) is a minor annoyance that an individual identifies as particularly annoying to him or her, to a greater degree than others may find it.

Today I realized I have quite a few pet peeves. Now I shall enlighten you as to what those are… Oh, and I’ve included my own commentary on each one. Enjoy 🙂

  • Miami drivers. You’re all crazy!
  • [Miami] drivers who don’t understand what that lever to the left of their steering wheel is…Hey, guess what! It’s called a “turn signal” or a “blinker.”
  • [Miami] drivers who insist on driving in the left lane and making me pass on the right! Left = fast, right = slow. Did you guys not have driver’s ed???
  • Runners/walkers/bikers who also don’t follow the above bullet point. We are in the USA, not the UK or Australia.
  • When I spend valuable time cleaning and organizing and 10 minutes later someone screws it all up. F you!
  • Flaky people. Why make plans in the first place?
  • Anything and everything my current roommate does (hope she doesn’t read this…)
  • When people who speak both English and a foreign language engage in a foreign language conversation right in front of you, knowing you only speak English. Stop talking about me biatch!
  • People on power trips. Get over yourself.
  • People who ask dumb questions. Are you effing kidding me!?!
  • People who flash their money around and take their blessings for granted. I was raised on a farm – I know the meaning of hard work and the meaning of a $1.
  • The politics of life. Why can’t life be simple?
  • Shitty customer service. I’ve been a waitress, it’s not that hard to split checks – stop making lame excuses!
  • Kids who jump off the diving board when they know they can’t swim. I used to be a lifeguard. I mean… This seems like common sense. Can’t swim = don’t go in 10ft. deep water… Just sayin…
  • Line skippers. Wait your turn like the rest of us, asshole!
  • Slow computers. Ugh! I have work to do!
  • Liars. I can see right through you.
  • Whiners and complainers. Shut your pie hole ’cause I don’t want to hear it (unless you’re my good friend, of course 🙂 )
  • Catty estrogen females. Take yo drama to yo mama.
  • People constantly bumping into me at a show. I know I’m 5’1″ but yes, I do exist, and yes, I’m standing here.
  • Restaurants that run out of menu items. You’re a restaurant – do some better forecasting! If you know sweet potatoes are popular and you always run out, order more! Duh!
  • Ex-boyfriends. Can’t you just stay out of my life for good?
  • Guys who play games. Stop saying you don’t play them, ’cause you do! And it’s very annoying.
  • People who can’t carry on a conversation. If I wanted to have a one-sided conversation, I’d talk to the wall. Please, enlighten me.
  • Overly competitive people. It’s just a game.
  • People who don’t flush. Step 1) Place finger or foot on button/handle/lever, Step 2) Push down.
  • People who pee on the toilet seat. WTF?! EW!
  • People who knock it before they try it. You don’t have a valid opinion unless you’ve actually experienced ___ first-hand!
  • When people step on the back of my shoe. Either slow the eff down or walk around me, but don’t step on me! It hurts and you’re ruining my shoe.
  • When people are bitchy to your face and act like everything is okay the next time they see you.  No, I have not forgotten that you’re a rude b*tch.
  • People with no manners. There is such a thing as “please” and “thank you”. Now that I’ve taught you this, you’re welcome. See how this works now?
  • People who don’t clean up after their dog. Carry a plastic bag and pick up the poop so pedestrians don’t have to walk facing down watching out for dog crap, and so we don’t step in it and smell like $h*t for the rest of the day (literally).
  • Not receiving my Twitter mentions via my Hootsuite android app. I paid $2.99 (or something like that) for this app! I want to see when people are tweeting @ me!
  • Lastly… This (see picture below). Enough said.

Now I know I said my blog would be more about social media and what not… So, to tie this into social media (and for shits ‘n giggles), I’m asking YOU to add your #petpeeve in a comment below this post. Then, kindly tweet it (if you have Twitter) and be sure to include @Aubrey_Swanson and #PetPeeve. I’m way too excited to see what ticks you off 🙂

Up & Running!

3 Mar

Alas!

I’ve officially launched my own blog! *golf clap*

As you can see, I have a “Who’s Aub?” tab at the top of my homepage. Therefore, I don’t want to get into all the details about myself in this post. I would, however, like to WELCOME you and THANK you for visiting my blog. I encourage you to establish a more personal relationship (not in a creepy way, please) by becoming my Facebook friend, following me on Twitter, connecting with me on Linkedin and friending me on Foursquare.

I’m working on my next post… Please click on the “It’s a perfect world – subscribe me” tab to the right so you receive all my updates! 🙂

– Aub