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Social Media Bafflings

16 Jan

Social Media Bafflings

Do you ever skim your social media news feeds and find yourself scratching your head? You think to yourself, “why in the world did this dumb f*ck post this?” Or “he calls himself a social media expert? Really?” Or “yes, I do think having a social network for my cat would be beneficial – said no one ever.” I’m sure many of you stumble across the most baffling scenarios ever. I’d like to share a few of mine. Like…

  • WTF is with all these #selfie pics? Don’t you see enough of yourself in the mirror? I understand the unique photo opp in front of a beautiful scenery but every single day? Have you no shame?
  • The never-ending 10-sentence Facebook status that goes on and on about what that person did today including her thoughts and feelings on the day’s recap of “exhilarating” events like waking up 45 minutes late but making it to work on time despite waking up 45 minutes late and still looking damn good and squeezing in that gym sesh because she’s a real gym rat and she’s gotta make sure the entire world knows it and proceeding the gym with a disgusting looking homemade meal for her and her 30th boyfriend whom she swears is “the one” this time and we all know there will be another “the one” and concluding her night by watching Wheel of Fortune while snuggling with her dog Fluffy and cat Mr. Bojangles and taking a #selfie to try and break a record for number of “likes” and comments.
  • Brands that don’t engage or respond.
  • Brands that delete negative consumer posts.
  • The fact that the ugly and incorrect long ass URLs pasted into a Facebook post or tweet (instead of deleting it after it attaches),  statistically speaking, receives more click-thru rates.
  • People thinking social media agencies should charge their clients half the price a PR agency charges.
  • How does a video of a dog chasing an orange receive over 2.5 million YouTube views within a week? My dog could do that too. Yours ain’t that special.
  • People and brands buying Facebook fans, Twitter followers, YouTube views, etc. Maybe real people don’t want to follow you because you are not interesting or of value? Yet, you continue to ignore this fact and try and trick your prospective followers into thinking you’re someone cooler than you actually are.
  • Posting illegal shit on your social media. Don’t cry when you get locked up.
  • Social media lurkers. Of course social media is about sharing and learning about people up-close-and-personal, but do you have to comment or respond to every single little thing of every single person you’re following? Do you really have that much time on your hands? Stop trying to kiss ass. Instead, engage when it’s relevant. People can see right through you.
  • How do all these free sites with no advertising make money?
  • If you’re a restaurant, why aren’t you posting pictures of your food, daily specials, customer’s Instagram photos, recipes, ingredients, events, etc? You have fresh new content every single day. If you need some help with this, contact me.

And finally…

  • Did Priscilla Chan marry Mark Zuckerberg for love, money, or status? 

The end. Please share what baffles you!